A Day That Shall Live in Infamy

And so we shall mark this day as one to be remembered for as long as we live. March 4th, 2008 will mark the day that _______ was publicly revealed to have been arrested.

1:05 a.m. - Police charged _________, 21, of Windsor with failure to have a rear license plate illuminated and operation while under the influence. Police stopped a vehicle operated by _________ for not having his rear license plate illuminated. Officers suspected _________ to be under the influence of alcohol or drugs and subjected him to a series of field sobriety tests, which he failed.

'Cause I mean, who hasn't been caught drunk driving?

Best birthday present ever <3.